Good Excuses for Not Indexing the 1940

If you need a reason not to index the 1940 Census anymore here are some deemed acceptable:

• Actually I have been diligently Indexing but my Cat or Dog keeps hitting keys on the computer and deleting all that I have done.
• My internet has been down.
• My computer isn't working.
• My cat or dog sleeps on the keyboard and I can't use it.
• I can't find my keyboard because of the stacks of genealogy paperwork on my desk.
• My family hogs the only computer we have.
• My family wasn't in this country in 1940.
• This project is full of idiots who can't read even the best handwriting and I don't hang out with idiots.
• The arbitrators are unfair and I am on strike. 
• Low scores on my indexing has hurt my self esteem I am seeking therapy.
• This whole project has gone on longer than I expected and my attention span is short.
• The handwriting is too difficult to read.
• I have actually been working at a paying job to feed and shelter my family (I can't miss Phineas and Ferb during my off hours either)!! 
• I don't do anything for FREE.
• I've found my family so I'm OUT.
• Doing my own genealogy research is more fun.
• This Indexing thing isn't working out for me (sorry can't be more specific).
• This Indexing stuff looks and feels like real work! I am allergic to real work and break out in hives.
• Just plain BURNED OUT!! I've indexed over 50,000 records and I am ready to snap! (this is the most acceptable excuse)